Monday, October 26, 2009

Catalina Wine Mixer T-Shirt > H1N1 Vaccine

In response to Katie’s post about how she will not be receiving the Swine flu vaccine. I completely agree with you Katie. I also will not be standing in long lines or dealing with adverse weather conditions just to snort a vaccine. Instead, I will continue to be neurotic when it comes to contacting or touching anything. So if I don't shake your hand don't be offened. I will continue to wash my hands at least 8 times a day. I will refrain from touching my mouth or nose. In addition, I will keep little packets of tissue in my pocket. Also, I will continue to strategically place bottles of hand sanitizer in my backpack, car, and where ever else it is needed. I mean -- whatever happened to the practice of good hygiene?
I think this situation has gotten complete blown out of proportion. I understand the H1N1 virus is prevalent in the state of Wisconsin and throughout the United States. However, I do not agree with President Obama’s announcement to declare the H1N1 virus a national emergency. I think he just added to the fears of the American people and caused more of frenzy. If you’re a healthy individual you should be just fine. So instead of wasting your time standing in ridiculously long lines to snort a vaccine that might cause a terrible side effect; invest in a Catalina Wine Mixer t-shirt. The event is a spoof based off one of the funniest movies “OF ALL TIME”! (Kanye’s voice at MTV VMA’s) Sorry. That will never get old to me. Anyway, if you do not know what I’m talking about please make sure you rent the movie Step Brothers, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Riley. It is hilarious and Prestige Worldwide is an upincoming conglomerate that will soon dominate the media market. If you are not familiar with this corporation you should check out their music video, Boats N’ Hoes.
So in conclusion, I guess I’d rather buy a Catalina Wine Mixer t-shirt then receive the swine flu vaccine. If you also would like to buy a Catalina Wine Mixer t-shirt here’s the website.

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